What an outrage. Who could ever consider having a respectable dog relegated to such a duty as carrying around a keg of liquor. I am proud to say that this would never happen to me, my people just love and respect me too much. They would never consider hanging a barrel of brandy around my neck!
Wait a minute, time to BARK. Someone is at the door!!! Oh, a new package for Dad. I wonder, I wonder, I wonder…. Oh what could it possibly be… Maybe a new toy for me or a leash or some fancy treat.
Oh, oh, oh!!! They are all looking at me and waving a box around!! It is for me! Open it! Open it!!! OPEN IT!
Ok, I can see it now, it is small….. ok… wooden.. hey… it is a little wooden barrrel? Is that a Keg? Oh s^%t… Time to run and hide. Sometimes I really hate my people…
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